If you are a ghost, avoid going through walls when you consume smoothies.
If you like hanging out on Friday the 13th with a hockey mask, a skinny straw will do.
Freddy figured out what he wanted from the real world. And that made him feel calm.
Brain topping is what most of us lack.
California passed a no plastic straw law, so maybe you want to avoid this state if you are an alien.
Keeps you longer under water. 
Just don't turn on the blender while doing this.
The helmet stops others from trying to take it from you.
No garlic added.
Celebrity Edition: Where are they now?
Another plus for short arms? You don't have to hold the door open for other people while they ignore you.
No need to tip the waiter.
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